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Real mayonnaise or miracle whip? 

54%
208 deviants said Real mayonnaise!!
27%
105 deviants said EW. Wtf is wrong with you??
18%
70 deviants said Miracle Whip!

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:iconcatlickfever:
~catlickfever Jul 13, 2011   Digital Artist
I was never a big fan of mayo.. I prefer miracle whip but then I got lice from some kid when I was a kid and me and my fam had to all put mayo in our hair overnight to kill them off. Worked but omg.. the smell. :faint:

So now kinda averse to mayo.. =P
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:iconspirkie:
~Spirkie Jul 9, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I switched to MW after seeing what a rotten jar of MO looked like after it was a year old.
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:iconjenniferhealy:
*JenniferHealy Jul 9, 2011  Professional General Artist
Oh gross. I have absolutely no desire to see a 1 yr old rotten jar of mayo :ohnoes:
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:iconchrisgaccione:
I used to be a ketchup whore. I wouldn't drink the stuff, but came close to it. I would get five little cups of it at fast food places and slather my burgers in it, then dunk for more ketchup. I HATED mayonnaise. I swore on the deepest pits of hell, if my burger had a HINT of mayo, I would take heads!! Didn't like the taste, nor the smell. Ha-a-a-ated it!

Then I believe, my taste buds changed. I met someone, the best possible someone, who lives up North. She was raised on mayonnaise. When I mentioned I liked ketchup, I noticed I hadn't eaten that red high-fructose-corn-syrup crap in quite some time. She loves mayo (knuckle deep!), so I said "If I am going to be with her, I might as well learn to like it now."

So I bought "Hellman's Spicy Mayo" and regular...

And...

Dear god...

WHAT HAVE I BEEN MISSING?!?!

I absolutely LOVE THE STUFF! Sweet ineffable lord! Take a wheat bagel, chicken and some mayo (add baby spinach for extra goodness) and HOOOOOOOLY shivs, it is damn delicious!

Mayonnaise is superb, as it heightens the taste of sandwiches and gives its own flavor to it. Ketchup, well, all you taste is ketchup.

Mayo....FOR THE WIN!

...never tried this Miracle Whip...I was told to stay away by a good bit of people?
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:iconjenniferhealy:
*JenniferHealy Jul 9, 2011  Professional General Artist
You just made me hungry :ohnoes:
And yes.. Miracle whip is a no no in my book. But don't take my word for it. You never know till you try it!
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:iconchrisgaccione:
The majority is ruling against it, and while I normally am the first person to go AGAINST the majority, miracle whip just...it...it looks and smells disgusting. And eff tuna. Eff it right up the ay! lol
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:iconazehr168:
~Azehr168 Jul 8, 2011  Student Filmographer
Mayo is awesome.... What is miracle whip though??
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:iconjenniferhealy:
*JenniferHealy Jul 9, 2011  Professional General Artist
It's some weird creation that sort of tastes like Mayo but.. doesn't taste like mayo. :meow:
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:iconazehr168:
~Azehr168 Jul 10, 2011  Student Filmographer
Oh, I've never heard of it =P
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:iconreverse-will:
*reverse-will Jul 7, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Miracle Whip tastes way better =D
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